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Tony "Piglet" Amato is the vocalist and lyricist of OffMachine. He likes to draw stuff, and his wife, Linda, makes incredible pizza. Got something to say to Tony? Complaints, insults? send them here: aidesign@uswest.net .

1. How did you end up In AZ? ...after I came to, I opened my eyes just in time to see the mothership disapear into the night sky- I stood up put my pants on (funny, the buttenfly had been melted off and my ass was sore as a motherfucker) the sign in front of me read... welcome to AZ

2. Have you ever cried at a chic movie? Oh ya, I'm in touch with my feminine side and I touch it often.

3. What is your favorite breast size? As long as it comes in pairs... I'm not picky

4. How do you take your coffee? With a grain of salt, like my women

5. Top 5 albums of all time (this week):

  • Beatles--Abbey Road
  • Mr. Bungle--California
  • Sting--(Brand New Day
  • Pearl Jam--Binoural
  • Meatwhistle--Three Inch Monster

6. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? Both, simultaneously Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Steak: rare, medium, well-done? medium, (pink in the middle) again, like my women

8. have your ever faked an orgasm? Ya but I wasn't very good, right before climax I came all over the place.

9. Do you read while pooping? Yes and i'm pooping right now!

10 How many bands have you been in starting from age 15, and who were the members involved. Give a brief chronological of your musical family tree. Sabatoge, Taker, Storm, 3rd degree, Kobayashi Maru, Amato, The Tony Amato Project, Amato and Friends, The Tony Trio, Ahhhhmato, A.M.A.T.O, L頁mato, Amatopia, Amatosis, the Fabulous Amato, Lid, The Lid, Big Hand on the One, Off Machine (as far as members go, all you really need to know is I was involved.)

11 Describe your day job: most of the day i'm working on research where, if succesful will make the need for silly surveys obsolete

13 Favorite quote: "It's a madhouse, a madhouse!"

14. What happened to #12?

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