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Jon Morse is the bassist for Off Machine. He is tall. To email Jon and send him nasty diapers, send it to: jmarstonm@aol.com .

1. How did you end up In AZ? I was living in a van with my girlfriend, and we ran out of money on the border of Utah. No...really!

2. Have you ever cried at a chic movie? I don't know why you'd cry at a movie because it was chic.

3. What is your favorite breast size? Female.

4. How do you take your coffee? To the drain in the kitchen sink.

5. Top 5 albums of all time (this week):

  • Boston - self titled
  • The Complete Led Zepplin Catalogue
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magic
  • Chic Corea's Return Forever-Romantic Warrior
  • Glenn Gould's second recording of J.S. Bach's - "The GoldbergVariations"

6. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? Yes.

7 Steak: rare, medium, well-done? No.

8. have your ever faked an orgasm? My goodness, why would I do that?

9. Do you read while pooping? I can't read that fast.

10 How many bands have you been in starting from age 15, and who were the members involved. Give a brief chronological of your musical family tree. O.K., what do you mean by band, and what the heck is a musical family tree?

11 Describe your day job Enter large brown dutch oven. Press "start." Move it around and run in and out of it until the sun goes down. Add water frequently.

13 Favorite quote: He who laughs last thinks slowest.

12. What happened to #12?

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