Dave is the guitarist for Off Machine. He is tall, but not as tall as Jon. Some people refer to him as "Big Bird" or "Dork". He eats peanut butter and bologna sandwiches. To send Dave email about how awesome he is click here: dave@offmachine.com
1. How did you end up In AZ? I used to live in Omaha, NE. One night I was at this party and I drank some really strange punch...etc.
2. Have you ever cried at a chic movie? Shut up, I ain't no fag!
3. What is your favorite breast size? hmmm....I don't know...what ever Mariah Carey's are...
4. How do you take your coffee? Orally
5. Top 5 albums of all time (this week):
- Mr.Bungle(self-titled)
- Beatles--Abbey Road
- Miles Davis--BitchesBrew
- Radio Head--OK Computer
- FaithNoMore-- Angel Dust
- (Honorable Mention: Helmet--Meantime / System Of A Down (self-titled), Soundgarden--Badmotorfinger Jane Addiction--Nothing's Shocking)
6. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera? Christina makes me want to oger
7. Steak: rare, medium, well-done? Extreeeemely medium
8. have your ever faked an orgasm? Only when masturbating
9. Do you read while pooping? I haven't pooped since I was 4 years old, it's the weirdest thing...
10. How many bands have you been in starting from age 15, and who were the members involved. Give a brief chronological of your musical family tree.
- ABADON---100% metal madness, from the fields of Omaha 89-92
- VISUAL---100% progressive-alternative madness, from the fields of Omaha 92-94
- PERMAGRIN---100% industrial madness, from the gutters of Glendale, AZ 94-96
- ECCENTRIC WHEEL--100% alternative madness, from the ghettos of Glendale 96-98
- theLID---100% psychedelic madness, from suburbia AZ 98-99
11. Describe your day job. All I can tell you is that I'm probably not doing it right now
13. Favorite quote: "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to spankings."
14. What happened to #12?